Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Break His Balls By the Club

oooohhhh... gruesome title huh? I say it's cruel...
oh, no... I say it's APPROPRIATE...

For today, the Ranting Hatter will be giving the spear a rest and instead I will be pulling out an old golf club for our rottenbuckling disrespecting faultfulling ambushkissing (HATTER!) sorry, uuuhh, failure Tiger Woods. (Old story, huh. Sorry, I just got here, okay?)

I won't be feeding you with news... You could google that a lot. I'd just be throwing out rants and tirades against this golfer whom i always thought of as a golf ball swinger, but it turned out he's been swinging his swagger to women other than his wife as well...

Well, Woods had his glory days... he's been there for like... FOREVER, right? And say, the scandals coming up to his door post one innocent morning was really a drastic faltering of what he had worked hard for. He lost his crowning glory not be defeat, but by his erroneous actions.

Tiger Woods' sex scandal was caught on video, and apparently, that video found its way out and lo and behold--- it's a world sensation! The stories came out straight from Tiger's roaring mistress, and that was Wood's end. :D



The Ranting Hatter condemns Tiger Woods for his disrespect for women, and moreover, disrespect to his wife and family.

You see all men must be able to understand that women are not effin' dolls. They're not there for playin' around. It's not a golf game, dude!


Well, Tiger's moving on... and he should, right? He should. He should cling on to his wife's unending support--- who, by the way, isn't coping well. Tsk Tsk Tsk, Tiger? okay live a life...

Just don't live a life that's for bachelors, o'right? :) Coz you are not.
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